crush: who do you like?
*soulja boy voice* YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
So we’re driving to a thanksgiving dinner, and we had to pick up my cousin (who is gay) and my aunts friends (who are gay and married to each other) and they started talking about how it’s practically a gay club. so i think ‘this is my moment’, and lean over to my mum, who is also waiting in the car, and tell her in the most deadpan voice i can muster, i say ‘congrats, you’re the only straight one here.’