I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly and then all at once.


if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

"It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any."


i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

So my boyfriend did a thing.


you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit


why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

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the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."

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